an OKCupid tale

OK so, I go onto OKcupid cause a friend says it is good. Now here is what must be mentioned. See, I am in my fourties and I pour lattes for a living. Not just that I mean I roast coffee too but really I am the guy that serves coffee. I have been unable to obtain a second job. I do not have enough money to pay rent. What am I doing on there? Well so I say I am looking for friends. Really though I need to get laid so I go on there hoping to find that trick way of communicating that seemed to work on Myspace etc. But it ain't working. Anyway I make a connection with a woman and we meet and wow aint she terrific. She seems into me too. So now I do like a full court press right. I try like heck to impress her and it seems to work but then bam. She stops communicating. So see what should be mentioned here is that I love e-mails and texts and when people sent letters I loved those too and I wrote long ones and kept every single letter I got and still have it. So when she writes me long messages I am like wow she is like me and doesn't get scared off when I write them to her too. So when the Bam comes well I see it coming. Cause the e-mails stop. Finally I get one back. And it of course has the death sentence in it. "While I appreciate all your e-mails etc I think you are taking this too seriously. I am seeing other people and will continue to do this". To cap it off she goes onto OKC shortly afterward and updates her profile. I know this because OKC has this dumb sort of facebook like feed and because we had been messaging OKC takes the liberty to update me. 10 minutes after blowing me off she updates her profile.

There is more to this but now that I have written the above I feel depressed.